Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
I wanna do this with you
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
let’s all take a moment to be grateful that we are no longer the person we were in 2008
this is a metaphor for my life